So one time, We were passing this bong and i got so damn high that i thought two of my friends who look nothing alike were twins conjoined at the hip. shit blew my mind..

Me and my buddy hopped in our car to go on a 2 hour road trip and immediately started burning down and we didn't stop till we missed our turn. I realized later we missed our turn because we were too busy laughing from me looking over while driving and hitting the bowl and seeing a lady in her car staring at me while i continued to hit the bowl. 2 hour drive turned into 3 and a half or 4. But we burned down the rest of the day and that night once we got there so we didn't care.

So one time, My friends and i rolled a big joint with some sick white widow weed and drove to a bike path out of the way. We smoked the whole thing then spent the next half hour staring at a bunch of cows in a field. After that i had to leave because i thought one of them was going to attack me. Fuck we were high!!!

So one time, we were chillin at the mall(which by then we just boxed the car in the parking lot) and wanted to get food. So we walked outside and some crazy lady said 'No', I said back 'no what?' She said 'No,you can not hotbox the world'

So last night after smoking an intense amount of weed, i got home and rolled into bed and felt something cold and round. I found a grape in my bed. so hella high not wondering how it got there i walked into my kitchen searching for this secret grape stash so i can much out. now im sober....how the fuck did that grape get there?

So one time, me and my girlfriend and two of our friends blaze and decide to go to Checkers. For some reason, we take two cars. As our car pulls up to get food, we hear my friend ordering from the mic inside Checkers. He orders a small #3 with a coke. We decide to fuck with him, and when he gets out of his car, all of us are like "FUCK, man, I'd love a number 3 with a coke!" and he FLIPPED, and still thinks we had a blazed-as-fuck psychic connection, and we all still say "#3 with a coke!" whenever we get high.

So one time, on the 4th of July, we were all super stoned driving down the high way throwing fireworks out the car window. We pulled onto an on ramp and turn into the adjacent town to ours. As we turned the corned I threw out a roll of firecackers. As I turned around to watch them go off, I immediately realized that there was a cop about to drive over the fireworks. Hoping the fireworks would miraculously not go off....they did. Right underneath the police truck they go off and the truck swerves into the opposite lane and turns the lights on. We get pulled over, but the cop lets us go..PHEW!

So one time, In 1969, I pulled up to a stop sign and waited for the light to turn green. Weed hasn't got that much stronger, has it? 8)

I always get great ideas for munchies. So much so that I have become my gang's Munchie Person. Last week I made Chinese Pie. Which is basically a bunch of left over Chinese food in a pie crust. We had Nesquik milk and grape juice for drinks. We all went home full, happy and high as fuck =)

So one time..damn I forgot.