My friend Hayden and I got his dog high for the first time. He let all of his dogs outside to go potty, and when they came back one had dog shit all over her face. So, me being blazed as fuck, stayed away from her and tried to get her to drink water from her dog bowl. She refused. And we just so happened to be eating the best beef jerky that the dogs just kept begging for.I dropped 2 pieces in the water to see if she'd get it and wash off the poop.She used her paws at first to get it,gave up,it was too deep. Then another dog literally chugged the water for 20 minutes just to get that meat.

So one time, I go to mc d's and order 2 orders of chicken nuggets. We pull up to the window and my friend hands me the bag and I open it. When i look inside i start screaming....there were 4 orders of chicken nuggets! STOKED!

So one time, i got dumb blazed wit my girl and when i was driving home, i see blue lights behind me and think its a cop. i still had mad weed on me so i got dumb paranoid and threw that shit out the window, only to find out that the nigga behind me had blue lights on his car. i felt dumb as fuck. and lost some OG kush. fuck i was high :'(

My friends and I agree that the perfect amount of people to dip with is 3. When it just so happens that three of us smoke together, we call it a "trifecta" and do a little ceremony/hand shake to celebrate. One time we did it on a sidewalk walking around our neighborhood. Right after we did the handshake these two old guys walk out of the darkness and one of them says "Let me know what manifests, but if it stinks and steams, send it back". It took us a while to realize what the fuck he said because we were all so shocked... and high. WTF DOES THAT MEAN???!!

So one time, I was laying on my friend's bed with my feet on the ground, but my shirt was the same color as his sheets. He was so high, he thought there was just a pair of shoes and legs next to his bed.

So one time, I got pulled over at a RIDE check. I was so high that I handed the officer a 5 dollar bill instead of my license.

One time me and a group of friends were all partying, drinking and burning. I was really messed up and I had a pot leaf belly ring. We ran out of pot so I pulled up my shirt and started pulling at the belly ring, it finally came off so I started to try smoking it. I was so fucked up I didn't know what I was doing and then the next morning someone finally told me what had happened. I was really pissed off I broke it because I just bought it. That's the stupidest thing i've ever done haha.

One night me and a couple friends were burnin' like the whole night. We got an ounce of dro and went back to my one friends house. It was so sticky and hard to break up so she goes in the kitchen and gets a grinder, a cooking one not one you just plug in and turn on. one you push up and down yourself lol so she puts it all in and starts to do it. it took forever to get out. no one could get over the fact that we were stupid enough to do that but we were fucked up and it was hilarious i don't care, we had so much fun that night and got fucked uppp (:

So one time, while working at 7-11 I had this one customer came in and ask if we sold rolling papers and I told him no but we have cigarillos. He looked at me like he couldn't believe I said that and left really quickly.Fuck I was high!

we have a bunch of kat von d posters and one night after smoking hella pot i got up and was looking at one of the posters up close and she has a tat on her "side boob" and her shirt was covering it in the picture and i tried moving her strap on her shirt. i immediately realized that i was dumb shit but it was too late..everyone saw me try to move the shirt lol